There once was a man named Drew Chaddyraddystinson. He snuck into my house one day while i was asleep. He went into my oven and stole my treasure chest. Without my permission he opened it. All the sudden i run in my kitchen and say "The man who steals my turkey treasure is the man who will turn into a Japanese watermelon" BAM! Right them Drew Chaddyraddystinson turned into a big ol' Japanese watermelon. I was so happy I got my turkey back. I sat there and ate turkey and watermelon all night long. My treasure is not to be stolen but to be eaten by only one. That one is me, not Drew Chaddyraddystinson.
